Dear Seuss: No matter how much you want to escape, you really are stuck with us. #lifeishard
Dear Life: You’re kinda rough at the moment, but you sure could be a lot worse.
Dear Positivity: You and me are going to be BFFs right now whether you like it or not.
Dear Europe: You’re coming up! I can’t wait to get away. I’m coming for all your carbs and Belgian beers.
Dear Adulthood: Sometimes you’re really stressful.
Dear KC: You’re the best. Some might even call you “spectacular.” 😉
Dear Penny: Are you ready for your little vacation? Do you have your puppy bags all packed?
Dear Weather: Holy crap it’s hot. Good thing I decided to get in shape at the beginning of the year, as it appears that swimsuit season is officially upon us.
Dear Promotional Emails: I got really excited when I thought I read “Perrier Jouët body cleanse” in the title (I mean, who doesn’t want to go on a champagne cleanse?), but then I realized it was just promos for two separate things (Perrier Jouët + Joulebody Cleanse). What a letdown.
Dear Awesome (Affordable) Oakland Apartments: Please make yourselves known and available ASAP so my sister can move back. Life in Oakland isn’t as fun when she’s not living just around the corner.
Love, Chelsea