Dear Seuss:  No matter how much you want to escape, you really are stuck with us.  #lifeishard

Dear Life:  You’re kinda rough at the moment, but you sure could be a lot worse.

Dear Positivity:  You and me are going to be BFFs right now whether you like it or not.

Dear Europe:  You’re coming up!  I can’t wait to get away.  I’m coming for all your carbs and Belgian beers.

Dear Adulthood:  Sometimes you’re really stressful.

Dear KC:  You’re the best.  Some might even call you “spectacular.” 😉

Dear Penny:  Are you ready for your little vacation?  Do you have your puppy bags all packed?

Dear Weather:  Holy crap it’s hot.  Good thing I decided to get in shape at the beginning of the year, as it appears that swimsuit season is officially upon us.

Dear Promotional Emails:  I got really excited when I thought I read “Perrier Jouët body cleanse” in the title (I mean, who doesn’t want to go on a champagne cleanse?), but then I realized it was just promos for two separate things (Perrier Jouët + Joulebody Cleanse).  What a letdown.

Dear Awesome (Affordable) Oakland Apartments:  Please make yourselves known and available ASAP so my sister can move back.  Life in Oakland isn’t as fun when she’s not living just around the corner.

Love, Chelsea