Dear Animal Living in our Attic:  Even though you’re super entertaining to Penny and Seuss, I’d be really excited if you just got the hell out of here.

Dear Penny:  Look at your pantaloons in that picture!  Looking epic.

Dear KC:  Remember how you asked if we had any plans this weekend, and then asked if we could clean out all the closets?  I sure do love you.

Dear Heartburn:  As fun as it was to have you here (meaning: not at all), it would be great if you could just go ahead and leave and never come back.

Dear Beef Stew:  What about how I’m planning on making you for Halloween?  It’s gonna be so delicious.

Dear 7qt Staub Pot:  I think you’re going to need to find a way into my kitchen stash.  Deal?

Dear Halloween:  You’re just around the corner!  I’m gonna eat so much candy.

Dear August:  What will you be for Halloween?  I can’t wait to see you all dressed up!

Dear Credit Card Payment (which included the down payment on the new car):  Oof.

Dear Everyone:  Homemade Christmas gifts this year?

Love, Chelsea