Dear Prim: I don’t care how embarrassed you are of me, I’m never going to stop smothering you with kisses.
Dear El Niño: You’re the best. You almost make January bearable.
Dear Hair: I don’t even know what to do with you. Ugh. (I mean, obviously. ↑ )
Dear Weekend: Let’s do this already.
Dear KC: Hiii Iloveyou.
Dear Movie Theater: It would be cool to come and see you at some point. Especially since I don’t have to pee every 5 minutes during a movie like when I was pregnant.
Dear Self: What about how you were actually alone last night for a couple hours? AMAZING.
Dear Pizza: Why isn’t eating you for every meal considered like, healthy and a diet everybody should be on?
Dear Work: You’ve been kind of stressful lately. It’s nice to have a day off today.