Little Letters

Little Letters

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Dear Prim: You have officially started moving forward with purpose. I guess I really do need to childproof now, huh? (And how exciting are laptop cords?!)

Dear Laundry: You are never ending.

Dear Elf: You make the mountains of presents I need to wrap seem bearable.

Dear JCrew: So literally your entire site goes on sale for Cyber Monday, except the one coat I want? Rude.

Dear Postpartum Body: Even if I did manage to get back to my pre-pregnancy weight (which feels impossible right now) I’m pretty sure things would still be weird.

Dear Santa: I’d like a faster metabolism for Christmas, please.

Dear Christmas Music: I can never get enough. You’re going to be playing 24/7 until the 25th (and beyond, because let’s just be honest.)

Dear Baby Socks: You are so damn difficult to keep track of. I’m constantly losing one freaking sock in the laundry, when we’re out and about, just pretty much anywhere. Why can’t you just stay on??

Dear Sleep: Remember when we used to meet up for like, long stretches of time? I miss that.

Dear Online Teething Information: Some babies get their teeth with zero discomfort? Really? Who are these amazing super-babies? I seriously want to know.

Love, Chelsea